Monday, April 28, 2014

29: monayyyy

The first place i would check is every room in the school. I know it is an old building and it may contain something. I wouldn't find much at first but id find clues. I know it is somewhere on the first floor. So i search the rooms and find a secret door in the lunch rooms fridge. It leads underground to a small cellar. With my super swoleness i push some huge brigs over and find a wooden door. so i kick it in and there is a bunch of gold and diamonds the size of shoe boxes. I then tie Nicholas Cage up with a rope and leave him down there to have the treasure all to myself.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

28: weirdest laws

  • Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M. I think this is a really dumb law in Missouri . I could see maybe it will disturb the barbers client with the smelly breath but i feel like they can use mouth wash or something similar. 
  • It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. I don't think you should get in trouble for doing anything non physical to a police officer. Even giving them the finger should be allowed. It is almost like the freedom of speech is being violated. 
  • It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. I don't imagine they would go and arrest frogs that croak after 11pm.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

27 worst thing everr!!!!!!!

One of my mistakes was drinking soda. Today I drank a soda. I gave up soda sometime last year, and now everytime a drink a lot of a soda it makes my stomach hurt. I think it is because my stomach is not used to it anymore. Also I have done something pretty dumb but it was fun at the time. One time i was alone at my house so i took an axe bodyspray and a lighter and sprayed it on the lighter. it was like a flame thrower. I got in to a lot of trouble but i thought it was pretty funny!

Friday, April 4, 2014

Week 26-Silly Rabbit

On my team I would have myself, Stone Darrow, and Miranda. The reason for that team is I'm super swole so thats just cool, Stones a beast and fast, Miranda is just a very smart cookie. So we need to break in to the Leprechaun castle to save the easter bunny. Miranda gets the idea to spray paint some rocks gold. We start throwing them away from the entrance of the castle. The guards go chasing after it. Next Stone slips passed them with me on his back! There we find the Easter bunny in the cell in the basement. I use my swoleness to rip the bars off the cell and save the bunny. My team has saved the bunny and Easter. Merry Christmas kids.